Write on man!

What a fun little play on words designed to reflect and relay the attitude I've adopted towards creating this new place where I will write. (less glamorously known as a blog. i'll never call this a blog though because i hate that word. No one needs a reason to hate a word. This is the way the cookie crumbles.)

I'm here in this hot seat though. Because I'm at BYU in a persuasive writing class. A lot of forced writing happens which arguably could be pretty dangerous. However, at least one good thing has come from this class.

I rediscovered that I like to write. Truthfully I never forgot, I was just a bit lazy. (I vow to be honest on this writing place) But also maybe I need to write--like biologically. So then I was like

 dang.

A new stab must be taken.
And I didn't really wanna keep flowing with the mission blog because, you know--I need to keep that baby sacred and protected and maybe not all the things I say on this new blog will be sacred or protected.

By the law.

But I don't know if it's illegal to say anything in America?
#GodBlesstheUSA #freedomofspeech #anamendment #whichonethough #thefirst #iamprettycertain

Additionally I thought seriously about writing this sucker anonymously. Can you imagine the total freedom?! Just saying whatever the ajdfhlkl comes to mind--talking about ALL THE PEOPLE AND THINGS in my life and world--without a soul knowing who or what as to avoid inflicting the most minimal degree of damage to my pristine reputation.

And I would stay out of jail. Which is a luxurious bonus.

But then I was like.....nah. And the implications are dramatically less severe than what I have insinuated above. I mean really the only difference will be that much less will be known about my personal relationships. More specifically, about personal relationships that are new and exciting. More more specifically, the personal relationship that exists between me and the person I'm currently dating--who will remain nameless. Today. Because trust me, the details could be real attention-getters. But I'll refrain. Just so that our relationship doesn't blow-up instantaneously due to my lack of concern, maturity, or overall humanity.

So what will I write about. I think we should enter a contract here and now, as to avoid any misconceptions about what you'll be getting out of your hard-earned free time spent on this nonsensical piece of prose.

Im gonna limit myself to the following: things that happen in life which I can make funny with just a few twists and tweaks. So the topics will be broad, but you know, entertaining. Maybe with like, a touch of spirituality when I'm on one. Just to humor myself.

So. We'll see where the wind takes me. Hopefully creative places.

Hey but good luck in the throes of stuff you're occupying your life with!

I love everyone.

Alaina